Journal Entry #1
Well… I guess this thing isn’t so bad. Just after dinner mom hands me this thing (wrapped in Christmas paper… Mom it’s the middle of summer, just stop) and I open it up and it’s this book with nothing in it. She said it’s “a dairy to keep track of all your amazing adventures and all the wonderful things you’re going to do with your new Pokemon!” but I swear to fucking god I am not calling this thing a diary, I don’t have a ‘dairy’, girls have a diary, I don’t have a dairy. From here on out it shall be dubbed “The Journal of Epic Awesome Adventures” or just an adventure journal for short, or just my journal for even shorter short.
So I guess I should introduce myself to… My journal… Is that a thing people do with da- journals? Do they introduce themselves? Eh whatever, my name’s Andrew Cooper and I’m a 16 year old guy about to start off on some legendary journey with my first Pokemon or whatever in the morning… Something like that. Why am I so old and just starting out you ask? (Wait, who’s asking? This is a private fucking journal no one’s asking!) It’s because my mom is so fucking over protective she refused to let me get my first Pokemon until now. Seriously she’s the type of mom that bundles you up in so many goddamn clothes in the winter that you can’t MOVE. I’m freaking 16 years old and she still labels my underwear for the days of the week. I WISH I was kidding.
Anyways, I finally convinced her to let me get my first Pokemon and you know, leave to go train it and stuff. I guess I was lucky my two old buddies Cheren and Bianca were willing to wait to get their first Pokemon with me, I mean they could have done it years ago but they didn’t, though I guess Bianca was kind of in the same boat as me, her dad’s kind of an asshole about the whole thing. They’re pretty cool though I guess, they’re childhood friends of mine, Cheren is a bit of a know-it-all and Bianca is a bit of an airhead but they’re alright. The two are coming over in the morning when the package is supposed to get here with our starters from Professor Juniper, I’m hoping to get something cool, like snivy or maybe tepig, that’d be cool too.
So I guess I’ve talked about enough crap, it’s not like I actually had to write this shit down, I’m not going to hit my head and forget my name or who my friends are or some shit, I guess I just wanted to give this thing a test run and make sure it wasn’t completely lame like I was expecting it to be. Test run over, time to get some shut eye before the “big day” tomorrow.
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